Ever feel like your cat thinks they’re the ruler of your universe? While all cats have a certain self-assured charm, some take it to another level. From their unbothered attitude to their absolute need for attention (on their terms, of course), some cats have perfected the art of low-key narcissism. Here are 10 signs your furry friend might just be a little too in love with themselves.
1. They Demand Attention on Their Terms
Cats are the kings and queens of “come here, now go away.” One minute they’re rubbing against your leg, purring up a storm, and the next, they’re done with you. If your cat constantly summons you for affection only to act completely over it two seconds later, they’re setting the rules of attention purely on their terms—a classic narcissistic move.
2. They Take Over the Best Spots in the House
From your favorite armchair to the sunny spot on the couch, your cat has a sixth sense for the comfiest places—and no intention of sharing. If they’ve claimed all the prime real estate and look offended if you even think about moving them, it’s safe to say they’re embracing their “me-first” attitude to the fullest.
3. They Give You the Cold Shoulder
If you’ve ever felt like you’re getting the silent treatment from your cat, you probably are. Cats can hold a grudge over the tiniest of slights—like being five minutes late with dinner. That aloof, “I can’t even look at you right now” vibe is peak feline narcissism, where they decide exactly how worthy you are of their affection.
4. They Stare Lovingly at Their Own Reflection
Ever caught your cat staring at themselves in the mirror, looking thoroughly impressed? Cats who spend extra time checking themselves out seem to know they’re a cut above the rest. This little vanity moment is their way of reminding everyone (including themselves) that they’re fabulous, thank you very much.
5. They Completely Ignore Your Commands
Cats do what they want, when they want. If you call your cat and they don’t even bother to turn an ear in your direction, you might be dealing with a low-key narcissist. To them, you’re merely part of their kingdom, and commands are nothing more than background noise in their fabulous world.
6. They Expect Worship, Not Just Love
Some cats take “pet me” to mean “adore me.” They don’t just want love—they want admiration. They expect you to gaze adoringly while you pet them, as if each stroke is an honor bestowed upon them. If your cat acts like they’re doing you a favor by allowing you to pet them, they might just be channeling a little narcissistic flair.
7. They Act Like Their Needs Are Top Priority
If you’ve ever been woken up at 3 a.m. because your cat decided it was breakfast time, you know they’re not great at considering anyone else’s schedule. Cats who demand food, play, or attention whenever they feel like it are clearly prioritizing their needs above all else—and they expect you to do the same.
8. They Take Credit for Your Hard Work
Did you just spend hours setting up the perfect cozy spot or finding the best cat bed? Of course, your cat claims it like it was their idea all along. They’ll settle in with an air of entitlement, acting as though you put in all that effort just to serve them—because, in their eyes, you did.
9. They Have a “Paparazzi Complex”
Some cats absolutely love the camera, posing whenever you pull out your phone like they’re born to be in the spotlight. If your cat has a knack for strutting in front of the camera, holding their head high, and giving you their best angles, they might just be a little full of themselves. After all, in their world, they are the star.
10. They Look Down on Everyone
If your cat gives the dog (or any other pet) a judgmental glare every time they dare enter the room, they might see themselves as the undisputed top pet. From their perch on the highest shelf, they view all others as mere peasants. The haughty look they give any other pet (and occasionally, even you) is pure feline superiority complex.
11. They Demand Praise
Did your cat just knock something off the counter for the fiftieth time and then give you a look that screams, “Worship me”? Cats with a low-key narcissistic streak expect applause for the smallest achievements. If they catch a toy or leap gracefully from couch to floor, they want you to marvel at their skills. Your admiration is, after all, their well-deserved right.
12. They Treat Guests Like Intruders
Does your cat act like every visitor is a complete nuisance, as if they’re infringing on their territory? Cats with narcissistic tendencies often greet guests with a combination of disdain and indifference, looking at them as if to say, “And who invited you?” Their world is small and exclusive—only their chosen humans are allowed close, while everyone else is a trespasser in their domain.
13. They Love to Be the Center of Attention
Your cat will ignore you for hours, but the second you’re on the phone or occupied, they suddenly need all the attention. They’ll sit on your keyboard, block your view of the TV, or plop themselves onto your lap the minute they think you’re distracted. If they insist on interrupting you when you’re busy, it’s a clear sign that they expect to be the undeniable center of your world.
14. They Expect You to Adapt to Their Preferences
If your cat only drinks from a specific bowl, insists on sitting in a certain chair, or has an exact spot for their scratching post, they might just be a touch narcissistic. Low-key diva cats have unyielding preferences and expect you to cater to their needs precisely. In their minds, your home should adjust to their desires—not the other way around.