We all adore our pets, but sometimes they act like they’re just too good for this world (and everyone in it). From turning their noses up at treats to giving you that “I’m above this” look, our cats and dogs can come off as total snobs at times. Here are 15 ways your pets are reminds you they are the royalty of the household.
1. They Turn Their Noses Up at Cheap Treats
Have you ever offered your pet a treat, only for them to give it a sniff and walk away? Cats and dogs who’ve developed a taste for the finer things won’t accept just any snack. If it’s not premium, organic, or fancy enough, they’ll leave it untouched and give you a look that says, “Excuse me, I have standards.”
2. They Refuse to Drink Tap Water
Some pets act like drinking tap water is beneath them, insisting on filtered or even bottled water. If your cat or dog stares at their bowl in disdain until you bring out the “good” stuff, they’re pulling a total snob move. Next thing you know, they’ll be requesting sparkling water with a slice of lemon!
3. They Only Sit in Specific Spots
Is there a perfectly cozy bed, couch, or spot in the house that your pet ignores entirely in favor of the one corner they’ve chosen as their throne? If your cat only sleeps on your laptop or your dog refuses any bed that isn’t yours, they’re asserting their right to the “premium real estate,” like true snobs.
4. They Demand to Be Served First
If your dog or cat hovers around you while you’re preparing their meal, giving you impatient glances as if to say, “Chop-chop, human!” you’ve got a snob on your hands. For them, waiting is for peasants. The meal should already be in their bowl the moment they want it, served to their royal standards.
5. They Don’t Greet Just Anyone
When it comes to guests, your cat or dog might give the cold shoulder to most people, only warming up to a select few. If they ignore the people they deem unworthy and reserve their attention for the ones who pass their “vibe check,” you’re witnessing peak snobbery. It’s like they’re deciding who’s part of their exclusive inner circle.
6. They Insist on Sleeping in Your Bed
Even if they have a perfectly good bed of their own, many pets insist on taking over yours. After all, why settle for second-best? If your dog stretches out across your entire mattress or your cat claims your pillow, they’re making it clear that only the finest sleeping arrangements will do for their refined tastes.
7. They Demand Fancy Toys
Do they give you a “Really?” look when you try to play with them using a simple rope or generic squeaky toy? Some pets won’t engage with anything less than the latest, greatest, and often most expensive toys. If they ignore basic playthings and only go for designer pet gadgets or elaborate puzzle toys, they’re flaunting their refined preferences.
8. They Look Down on Other Pets
Does your pet give an obvious side-eye to other animals, acting like they’re way above the typical pet? Whether it’s a cat scoffing at the neighborhood dogs or a dog dismissing the antics of other canines, they may act like they’re the elite of the animal kingdom. To them, no one else quite measures up to their level of fabulousness.
9. They Act Like Baths Are Beneath Them
If bath time turns into a dramatic display of “how could you do this to me?” your pet might be channeling their inner diva. Cats, of course, already feel baths are an insult to their dignity, but even some dogs act like a simple shampoo is offensive. A true snob prefers to maintain their “natural” beauty without human interference.
10. They Selectively Ignore Commands
“Sit? I don’t think so.” When your dog or cat selectively chooses which commands to follow based on their mood, they’re showing off their snobbish independence. Unlike obedient pets, they don’t feel compelled to comply every time—they’re in charge of when and if they’ll listen. Obedience? That’s for commoners.
11. They Have a Personal Perch
Whether it’s a high shelf, a cozy window seat, or the back of the couch, many pets love to perch up high, where they can observe the household activities from above. If they sit there, looking down at you like you’re the hired help, they’re definitely acting the part of a snob, surveying their domain with smug satisfaction.
12. They Demand Room Service
Ever notice your pet dragging their food bowl around until it’s closer to you, or refusing to eat unless you bring their food directly to them? This “room service” mentality is a classic snob move. Instead of going to the kitchen, they expect meals to come to them—an undeniable sign they see themselves as royalty.
13. They Ignore Everyone’s Affection
One of the surest signs of pet snobbery? They only want attention when they decide it’s time. They ignore you when you’re feeling affectionate, only to suddenly need love when you’re busy or distracted. They’re the ultimate control freaks of affection, making sure cuddles and pets happen strictly on their schedule.
14. They Expect You to Open the Door
Some pets will stand beside a slightly ajar door, refusing to go through it until you open it fully, as if to say, “I’m above squeezing through.” This royal expectation of open doors shows that they think you should cater to their every whim—even if it’s something they could easily do themselves. Nothing says “snob” like waiting for the butler (aka you) to assist.
15. They Roll Their Eyes
Some pets act personally offended by collars, harnesses, or leashes, as if these accessories are just too pedestrian for their taste. If your pet does the “nope” face when you try to put on a leash or collar, or if they protest at the sight of a cute outfit, it’s because they see themselves as too refined for such basic accessories.